Because cows are slow

9 Feb

J: What was that look for?

Me: Nothing

J: You can’t look at my like & say nothing.

Me: I was thinking that cows were pretty screwed from the begining. They are kinda slow and really meaty. I could see why people started eating them. Easy, delicious targets.

J: Really!?

Me: Yep.

J: Well then why not horses?

Me: Umm cause they are fast and pretty Duh. Unless they break their leg and are rendered helpless.

The conversation goes on to discuss more animals and why we do or do not eat them.


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