Bong-gina? You’re doin it wrong!

15 Feb

From today’s Spokesman Review : 

A 19-year-old man is to spend about seven years in prison for an armed robbery that was sparked by his fear of contracting herpes from a shared marijuana pipe.

Aziem L. Richardson pleaded guilty to two counts of first degree robbery for a July incident in which he invited the victims to an apartment at 1119 W. Augusta Ave., to smoke marijuana in celebration of his 19th birthday.

Richardson left after several minutes and returned with a shotgun and threatened the teens, telling them “I heard your or your girlfriend has herpes and we have been sharing a bong,” according to court documents. “If I get herpes, I’m going to kill you both.”

Richardson stole the men’s cellphones and a wallet. He has juvenile convictions for robbery.

He was sentenced Monday to 87 months in prison by Spokane County Superior Court Judge Sam Cozza.

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3 Responses to “Bong-gina? You’re doin it wrong!”

  1. pastywhitegirls February 15, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

    Also heard……. “Dude – did your girlfriend snatch my pot?”
    “Huh?”
    “Because when she sits down it totally smells like some nasty ass ganja”

    “Plus that police dog is REALLY into her crotch – like more than a regular dog would be”

    • pastywhitegirls February 16, 2012 at 12:08 am #

      “Dude chill, she only has herpes of the vagina not her mouth. Unless she has a talent I don’t know about and she can smoke weed out her cootch, I think you’re good.”

  2. pastywhitegirls February 16, 2012 at 12:38 am #

    “No wonder you don’t feel high yet – you gotta hold in for more than 2 seconds, you pussy! – Wait – WTF are you doing?!!! I didn’t say to hold it IN YOUR PUSSY”

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