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SORRY

16 Mar

SORRY

I’M SORRY ABOUT THE QUAIL IN THE KITCHEN. AND ALL OVER THE HALLWAY. AND ANY BITS OF HIM THAT MAY BE UNDER THE TABLE, THE COUCH, OR POSSIBLY THE TELEVISION STAND. JUST TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE. I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU DON’T EAT WILD FOWL, THAT’S ALL.  NOODLES DARED ME TO DO IT – TOTAL PEER PRESSURE.

I GOT YOU THESE FLOWERS, AND A CASE OF DIET PEPSI. IT’S IN THE FRIDGE. WHY DON’T YOU QUIT CALLING ME A “COLD BLOODED MURDERER” AND GO HAVE SOME. I’LL ORDER SOME PIZZA OR SOMETHING.  BY THE WAY, THE MOUSE CARCASS IN THE CORNER IS NOT MINE.

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