Archive | June, 2012

Awesome Baby Names

20 Jun

I’m never having a baby but in case you are I thought I’d give you some more name suggestions to add to your list. Three of these names are jokes – but if you can’t spot them then I’m not going to tell you 🙂

  • Cyrus

  • Chamberlain

  • Angus

  • Zebulon Starshooter (yes, you have to use both names)

  • Milo

  • Trace

  • Larabee

  • Silas

  • Kila

  • Starkey

  • Wakely

  • Captain

  • Yardley

  • Zelly

  • Hoolio

  • Violet

  • Dexter

  • Frisco

  • Oddrey

  • Dash

  • Archer

  • Mitchell

  • Satchel

  • Radley

  • Muerto

  • Ellory

  • Jonesie

THINGS TO HOARD FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

5 Jun

Recent Conversation with the hummingbird and her family nest :  “Did you hear about the 2nd zombie case in the news? Some lady ate her own kid’s brains!”,  Me :  “That means it’s coming!! The big one!!! We need to figure out something to hoard if/when the Zombie Apocalypse comes (hereafter known as the ZA) – something that other people will really want later but won’t think to hoard until it’s too late.  Something like………Diet Pepsi!! and Cheetos! And antibiotics.  The Diet Pepsi means you won’t have to worry about finding or purifying water – and the antibiotics is for all the gonorrhea.”

So : In the spirit of saving up for the ZA and it’s aftermath, Please submit your ideas for possible things to hoard that other people probably will not think of and which will make you very rich and powerful until a zombie eats your brains.  I’ll get you started.

1) Diet Pepsi
2) Cheetos
3) Antibiotics
4) Batteries
5) Flying Squirrels
6) Wet wipes (because if we aren’t showering we ARE going to need to cleanse our stinky parts on a regular basis).